And now for some Humor

[gdesmo]

Ha ha ha ! Excellent, words of wisdom !

[MRDcanadian]

http://imgur.com/vbR2nmO

[gdesmo]

yup, funny as hell !

[Father Fuzzy]

good one Alex

[bungwirez]

Lol... good one!

[alex5389]

Bung comes from a cool place.
http://i.imgur.com/HVtlRY2.jpg
I think i totally underestimated Canadians until i saw their hockey team's performance in sochi..and this...

[gdesmo]

Bahahaha ! So frikkin typical, you know something is up when they act like that. Funny as hell and anti-climatic.

[Father Fuzzy]

lol you go girl.....I mean it...GO




Seduction

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
"Have You ever Seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her Husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three
Buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage
created by a soft, silky pushup bra and pulled out a
crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and
Smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all
Crumpled up?"

"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in His Voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt,

Seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a
Crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and
Started breathing a Little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said Becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

"Go look in The garage."

[bungwirez]

Take that Ben Affleck... and stay away from my cat too

[gdesmo]

Bahahaha ! Sounds exactly like my X, but not as smart !

[Father Fuzzy]

Driver's License

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play
date.


'Mommy,'the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'


'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'


'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'


'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are
really none of your business.'


Undaunted, the little girl asks,'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'


'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'


The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.


'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her
friend.


'Well,' says the friend,
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'


Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'


The mother is surprised and asks,
'How did you find that out?


'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'


The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'


'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'


'Oh really?' the mother asks.'Why?'


'Because you got an F in sex.

[alex5389]

Some Russian English from Sochi:
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Haha the right one reads tongue in dough

[gdesmo]

Mmmm. Liver cakes, did they use part of mine ? Ass cakes > ha ha !

[bungwirez]

LOLz. Engrish

[Father Fuzzy]

mmmmmmm ass cakes