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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
What is the difference between these two words... COMPLETE and FINISHED.
In a recent linguistic competition held in Toronto, attended by supposedly the best in the world, a Newfoundlander, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
in a way that is easy to understand?
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Here is his astute answer.:-
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED..... AND when the right
one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!
He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Scotch.
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OMG, you have to be kidding ! I'm sure that's banned in some of the bible thumping areas down South. Great ad I must say.
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Its funny to me, cause I usually only wait till 9am before whiskey
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