Lol well that can't be good
But less squito's is a plus
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Desmobile creates West Nile Mosquito eradication program in Brampton. News Alert ! Giant cloud of bug-killing oil filled smoke blankets part of North Brampton and kills off host population of disease carrying mosquitoes. Blame is clearly put on a four-eyed geek with a Dodge caravan, when asked he denied any wrong-doing and said his car was just taking a rest on the end of a tow truck. After pointing out the fact that there was oil dripping from his engine he broke down in a sobbing tone and admitted that a connecting rod and himself had parted ways. The understanding tow truck driver consoled him and led him away. Skitters will not return until the following year !
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Sigh it did feel like I was being kept in a brick room when I worked for government for a while.
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Great accurate description of how things work in government and large corporations.
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How to properly assess new employees
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounting.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ...
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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ya Daz... please keep your T-shirt cycle.
I do have to find me one of those screw drivers...
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