And now for some Humor

[bungwirez]

[Father Fuzzy]

[scaccima]

Funny ones bungz!!

[gdesmo]

Hilarious !

[wolfslayer1]

Interesting, (and likely expensive) Study

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."

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At least we can laugh at ourselves .....


After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

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A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

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An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie . He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?". "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anaesthetic.

As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

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Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

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One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B*STARD!!!"

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A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.

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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes.

Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.

So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for him."

[scaccima]

You're the man wolf! I don't know where you get these funnies, but keep them coming!!

[Neo182]

Not funny as such , but found this cool. hehe.

[bungwirez]

[scaccima]

Iron Man is cool, but Wolverine is the best!

[gdesmo]

Little Bung's is cool ! But the other two guys meh.

[bungwirez]

Little Bung's is cool ! But the other two guys meh.

ahhahah... Lil Bungz is Thor

[gdesmo]

Ha Ha ! I just said he was cool, you drew your own conclusion. Ha Ha !

[DazMode]

The life of a senior citizen

This is my new neighbour. She's single, and lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street in the rain and along my driveway.
She knocked on my door, and
I rushed to open it.

She looked at me, and said, "I’ve just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex
all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "No, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you please look after my dog?"

[snef]

lolll good one

[gdesmo]

Saw 2 things on Farcebook that I thought was a laugh worthy addition. >