And now for some Humor

[Father Fuzzy]

Cooooooool new emotes

good job hooded

I like this one

[gdesmo]

Great additions to the list Hooded, now if we could recruit a young lady or two onto our forum it would be nice !

[scaccima]

Nice find bungz! This is what happens to cheaters!!

[scaccima]

loving the additional emotes! Great job Hooded!!

[bungwirez]

Nice find bungz! This is what happens to cheaters!!

what I like most is that the kid getting slapped, looks like a 14 year old version of Linus.

[scaccima]

You're right! I didn't notice that. Too busy laughing at his bad luck!!

[bungwirez]

Had this conversation with a girl at work.
"hey, did you ever have an Atari?"
"a what?"
"Atari. you do know what an Atari is right?"
"ummm. A skateboard T-shirt company?"

[Neo182]

*Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Florida . Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to
the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags ,
because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called
a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now,
they do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a
swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And,
they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't
get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out bring food
back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa
worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so
I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their
grandchildren.

PRICELESS

[scaccima]

Nice one Neo!

[MRDcanadian]

good one Neo

here is one i found, long but worth it

Contraceptives '98Microsoft's Latest Venture

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play.
It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of human beings.
The Contraceptive98 suite consists of three products: Condom98, DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1 (from Norton Utilities). A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in the package. The suite also comes in two expanded versions. Contraceptive98 Professional is the Client/Server edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector. Contraceptive98 Small Business Edition is a package for startups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches.
While Contraceptive98 does not address nontraditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year.
OPERATION: Only one node in a peer-to-peer connection needs to install the package.
At installation, the Condom98 software checks for minimum hardware. If the user meets the requirements, the product installs and is sufficiently scaleable to meet most requirements. After installation, operation commences. One precaution is that the user must be sure they have sufficient RAM to complete the session. When the session is complete, a disconnect is initiated, and the user gets the message, it is now safe to turn off your partner.
DRAWBACKS: Usability testers report that frequent failures were a major concern during beta testing. General Protection Fault was the most serious error encountered. Early versions had numerous bugs, but most of these have been eliminated. The product needs to be installed each time its used.
CONCLUSION: Contraceptive98 is a robust product. Despite its drawbacks, it is reasonably good value for its $49.95 price tag, and is far superior to its shareware version. Hopefully, future releases (of the software, that is) will add missing functionality, such as Backout and Restore, uninterruptible Power Supply and Onboard Camera.
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is optimistic that "Our contraceptive products will help users do to each other what we've been doing to our customers for years."

[gdesmo]

*Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Florida . Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to
the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags ,
because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called
a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now,
they do exercises there , but they don't do them very well. There is a
swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And,
they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't
get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out bring food
back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa
worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so
I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their
grandchildren.

PRICELESS

That's a great one Neo !

[Hooded]

That is now a classic MRD

[GEARjmr]

Apparently very recently, there was a government survey conducted in the Prairies, after 200 crows were found dead alongside a stretch of highway, outside Winnipeg. Some folks thought the birds had died from the avian flu. So, a bird pathologist examined the remains of many of the crows and confirmed that it was not the avian flu. Rather , he concluded 98% of the birds had died after coming into contact with large commercial rigs, the remaining 2%, by cars. Then, an ornithological behaviourist was hired(by the government) to determine the disproportionate percentage for rigs versus cars kills. It didn't take long for the behaviourist to determine the reasoning. When crows eat roadkill they always set up a lookout crow in a tree to warn of impending danger. The behaviourist concluded that the lookout crow could say "caw" but could not say "truck".

[bungwirez]

Lol good one!

[Neo182]

LOL! I'll repost on my facebook.