And now for some Humor

[MRDcanadian]

stupid tattoo

[scaccima]

Good one MRD!! This guy must be related to the dude "smoking" his liquor!

[DazMode]

LOL Check out cat's legs

[canada2005]

Looks like he actually put some "brown" in his belly button yuck

[gdesmo]

Maybe from jar of jalapeno peppers. Scary tattoo !

[scaccima]

LOL Check out cat's legs

Looks like it's a three legged cat!

[DazMode]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!
The husband, being a normal man, replied,

"I am on the toilet, what should I do?

[DazMode]

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.

One day Betty said, "Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there."

Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, "Betty, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Bertha died.

A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Betty, Betty."

"Who is it," asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Betty -- it's me, Bertha."

"You're not Bertha. Bertha just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Bertha," insisted the voice.

"Bertha! Where are you?"

"In heaven," replied Bertha. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news fir st," said Betty.

"The good news," Bertha said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there's women's softball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here, too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Springtime and it never rains or snows . And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired. "

"That's fantastic," said Betty. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

[Hooded]

Good one's Daz


I need a sign like this

[bungwirez]

lol! good one Coach.

Fokken Sisters Retire

[Neo182]

Good one's Daz


I need a sign like this

Prffffhahahaha. I need one of these. For real!

[gdesmo]

[FONT="]A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: [/FONT]

[FONT="]If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. [/FONT]

[FONT="]If you are laughing, send me your smile. [/FONT]

[FONT="]If you are eating, send me a bite. [/FONT]

[FONT="]If you are drinking send me a sip. [/FONT]

[FONT="]If you are crying, send me your tears. [/FONT]

[FONT="]I love you! [/FONT][FONT="]
[FONT="]The husband, being a normal man, replied, [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT="]"I am on the toilet, what should I do?[/FONT]

Had a good laugh !

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.

One day Betty said, "Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there."

Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, "Betty, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Bertha died.

A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Betty, Betty."

"Who is it," asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Betty -- it's me, Bertha."

"You're not Bertha. Bertha just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Bertha," insisted the voice.

"Bertha! Where are you?"

"In heaven," replied Bertha. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news fir st," said Betty.

"The good news," Bertha said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there's women's softball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here, too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Springtime and it never rains or snows . And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired. "

"That's fantastic," said Betty. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

Ha ! Ha !

Good one's Daz


I need a sign like this

Great sign !!!

[DazMode]

lol! good one Coach.

Fokken Sisters Retire

LOL CBC News!

[bungwirez]

bit of language in this ... but worth it.

[Hooded]

Sad but true