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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume
company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the
following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your
wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very
truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have
emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of
complaint. A week goes by and he receives another
parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme
Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
head so again he writes the company another nasty
letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small
parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up
your ass and go as a caramel apple. Acme Costume Co.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume
company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the
following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your
wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very
truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have
emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of
complaint. A week goes by and he receives another
parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme
Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
head so again he writes the company another nasty
letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small
parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up
your ass and go as a caramel apple. Acme Costume Co.
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